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Ramenons les Maroons à Montréal !

Lors de mon dernier voyage de pêche en compagnie du Baron, nous avons brainstormé sur Canadien dans la baie aux Brochets et nous avons mis le doigt sur le bobo de Canadien : Canadien n’est plus le Canadien d’antan. Oh non.

En effet, les propriétaires ne cherchent que le profit et se foutent bien que Canadien gagne la coupe ou non. Aussi
bien de donner un show moyen avec des européens qui backcheckent pas, faire les séries de justesse, sauver les meubles et donner le nanane au partisan.

Voyez-vous, les propriétaires qui ne parlent pas un mot français ne représentent pas bien le citoyen moyen du nouveau Rosemont toujours prêt à boire sa bière pour encourager son équipe. Ils veulent seulement son argent en lui faisant accroire que son équipe c’est la meilleure.

Il faut trouver un moyen de redonner Canadien au peuple. Bien sûr nous avons pensé à ramasser plusieurs millions avec Paypal pour ensuite acheter Canadien avec (les millions). Mais la proposition a laissé le Baron songeur.

C’est alors qu’entre deux gorgées de Mol’, une idée de génie me passa à l’esprit. De quoi s’étouffer avec (la gorgée). Ramenons les Maroons à Montréal !

Bien sûr ! Premièrement, c’est des winners les Maroons, tu pars déjà avec deux coupes Stanley à ton actif. Toujours populaire deux coupes à sa fiche.

Deuxièmement, Québec fait peur aux investisseurs, Montréal est une valeur sûre. Il y aura toujours de la grosse argent à Montréal. Surtout dans l’Ouest. Los Angeles a bien deux clubs sans même avoir l’air de s’intéresser au hockey.

Troisièmement, redonnons aux Anglais ce qui appartient aux Anglais. Canadien c’était supposé d’être des Canadiens Français viarge ! (et pas seulement sur le quatrième trio). Nos grands boss ne semblent pas trop au courant (ex : nous avons été chercher Radek Bonk).

Finalement, une équipe de plus dans la ville, ça va forcer Canadien à se dépasser. C’est pas fort fort depuis que les Nordiques sont partis. De la compétition autre que les Islanders, c’est bon. Sinon Canadien a pas assez de guts pour la mettre dedans.

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  • Mon cher Normand, loin d’être en désacord avec cette idée, mais au lieu de ramener cette ancienne équipe, il serait beaucoup plus facile de renommer le club Canadien.

    Donc le club s’apellerait : les Morons de Montréal. Ça reflèterait beaucoup plus la réalité d’une équipe sans âme, sans leadeur avec un capitaine cyclope.

    Il ne faut pas traumatiser les partisans et effectuer des changements trop rapides. Donc on change le sigle et de nom, on garde les mêmes couleurs pis l’année d’après on passe au brun marde, pour un club dans la merde.

    Et voilà !

    Sinon on rammène Stéphane Rocher(pour son parfum de vestiaire) pis Aurèle Joliette pour l’ensemble classique de son oeuvre.

    Merci de prendre part à ma douce folie de l’automne…

  • Moi je suggère de dénomaliser le nom Canadiens : on téléphone à l’académie française pour demander de rétrograder le nom propre au niveau de l’adverbe ou de l’adjectif…comme ca, Canadien ne pourra plus s’appeler Canadien

  • Bonne idée “Norm” ! (à crier comme dans la série “Cheers” lorsque le gros Norm entre dans le bar).

    Dac pour les Maroons à Kirkland, j’ajoute les Wanderers à Ahunstic, les Bulldogs à Québec et le Colonel Mustard dans le living room avec le wrench.

  • Bonne idée “Norm” ! (à crier comme dans la série “Cheers” lorsque le gros Norm entre dans le bar).

    Dac pour les Maroons à Kirkland, j’ajoute les Wanderers à Ahunstic, les Bulldogs à Québec et le Colonel Mustard dans le living room avec le wrench.

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